How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray!

What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled!

What's an Easter egg's least favorite day? Fry-day!

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job!

Knock, knock!  
Who's there?  
Boo.  
Boo who?  
Don't cry, Easter will be back next year!