What do you call a rabbit with fleas?  Bugs Bunny!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of music?  Hip-hop!

What kind of rabbit tells jokes?  A funny bunny!

Why did the Easter egg hide?  It was a little chicken!

Knock, knock!  
Who's there?
Sherwood.  
Sherwood who?  
Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you do!